#is he a moron or a genius

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i vote that next year instead of reading Dracula we do a Jeeves & Wooster Book Club. those two never got the rabid tumblr shipping fandom they deserved (disqualified for the sheer technicality of being published a century too soon). we must correct this injustice

[crowlixcx]

You see, I do have a gift for props. Well, a sort of natural dexterity.

[malifiquemakes]

your points about Chad Kakashi are very true. As well as Virgin Obito. But I would like to propose the well loved trope of Chad Becomes A Moron Because Of Virgin. Obito not even trying to be sexy and yet, Kakashi getting turned on left and right.

Anon you are 1000% correct, thank you for The Visions:

Not now Naruto, sensei is busy speed running 20 years of repressed gay panic

[katheyn]

Thinking about how if Zoro had been on Whole Cake Island and entered the Seducing Woods with the others. And the homies are trying to misdirect him and get him hopelessly lost, like they do. And them failing massively.

Like they make a path that looks like a correct and totally accurate direction to go.

And this moron takes a 90° turn off the clear path and goes somehow in the right direction.

The Homies are stunned.

[roxannepolice]

It seriously pleases me so much when I see other people headcanonning that the Master that challenged the Toymaker was Saxon. No, general RTD vibes and old men tensimm potential or even Neil Patrick Harris making a John Simm impression is no evidence. And by narrative alone it would make more sense it was Spymaster.

But I think there's a good reason to assume it is indeed this regeneration that would think "I'm going to challenge the Toymaker to a game and either I win or count on him to be too smug to just kill me if I lose" is a good idea.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Tavros: wHAT'S THE SPOILED MILK STORY,

Equius: D-> I wanted to see what happens if you mi% powdered milk with carbonated water. I discovered that "carbonated milk" is one of those affronts to nature that become undone as soon as you create them, instead creating instantly spoiled milk and a bowl of cereal that was capable of feeling pain.

[alchemocha]

Maybe it’s just me but I adore the idea of robotnik being like… clearly the smartest man in the world. Unmatched intellect, but also kind of a clumsy dumbass. Especially if he’s not particularly focused on his Tough Guy act.

Bumps into things, easily spooked, Stones startled him into falling off his chair several times just by walking in the room, gets so focused on something that he trips and tumbles over things or just runs into stuff.

Intelligent and good with his hands, of course, working on his machines takes extreme precision! Elegant and swift in his own ways, but kind of just lanky, uncoordinated, and definitely a bit of a reckless dumbass outside of all that. Stone is both very endeared by this, partially because it’s something he’s usually the only one who gets to witness, and partially because he thinks it’s so damn cute. Though he can’t deny the fond exasperation he feels when he watches the Doctor completely miss the pole or railing he’s just crashed into and pretended he didn’t.

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

*during a game of Among Us*

Davey: Race, you said you were following Jack last time and this time, right? So where did you go?

Race: I went to do the thing with Jack.

Albert and Davey: *laugh*

Davey: Jack’s dead-

Crutchie: Jack’s dead now.

Albert: Jack’s dead-

Race: Yes? AND?

Albert: …Did you kill him?

Race: No! NO!

Race: Maybe…

Race: …he might have deserved it…

Albert and Davey: 👀

Race: …but I’m gonna go with no :)

Davey: I don’t-

Albert: …I don’t know if he’s a genius or a moron

[blunderpuff]

i can't believe that Spike finds the Vampire Holy Grail (the ring of invulnerability) and his very first order of action... is to go find Buffy and be an asshole to her

[cedarsmoke4]

Mechanic AU Heisenberg, disappearing beneath his pet lycans: “omg you guys are so happy to see me, yay!”

Heisenberg, reappearing a moment later with a large chunk of flesh missing from his shoulder and blood spraying everywhere: “look, a love bite! they love me!”

[batgeance]

once again facing the dilemma of writing someone so much smarter than me

[beelmons]

Hotch: Well, someone obviously planted the DNA on the victim. Morgan: IN the victim. Reid: That's one theory... JJ: There's another? (Season 4, Episode 2 - The angel maker)

[drainthecity]

i was tagged by @winterberryholly and after much deliberation i decided to choose a sentence from a wip currently titled neji is odd and stupid

Still, it was reason for concern so he astutely decided to make a doctor’s appointment.

im tagging whoever sees this love yous <333

[catgrandpa]

Interesting fact about me: the only reason I got a tumblr in the first place, was because I ran out of storage on my phone because of how many one direction pictures, gifs, and videos I saved. I posted all of them as like a free cloud service.

[blushouyo]

CAELUS I LOVE U 💕💕💕💕

[transbastard]

while its true that other ppl did most of the work in getting the rocket made, it is VITAL to know that the reason this one blew up WAS most likely bc of two decisions elon specifically made (most likely to save money bc he's not actually as rich as ppl think he is and he *is* footing the bill for this shit so he has the power to make decisions on it) which resulted in unnecessary damage to the fucking rocket. 1) to NOT have a flame diverter at the launch pad (meaning the flames from the engines were jsut burning the shit out of the concrete and towers around them! massive safety hazard!) 2) TO NOT HAVE A FUCKING DELUGE SYSTEM. the deluge system in *every other rocket launch* is basically there to flood the launchpad with water, which not only will help prevent damage from the flames but ALSO to dampen the soundwaves from these massive fucking engines going off. this is necessary bc the soundwaves alone are powerful enough to destroy concrete. which the launchpad was made of. they also can cause structural damage to the rocket itself, causing it to be more likely to blow up. the reason he made this choice was "bc there wont be one on return trips from mars or the moon, so we have to prepare to not use them there" except yknow what else wont be present there? the fucking launch vehicle with 33 insanely powerful engines, making it one of if not the most powerful launch vehicle in history. this man chose to not use 2 of the most important launch safety protocols on a launch where they would have been needed the most in human history. all that was a tl;dr, there's more in-depth explanation here: https://unpretty.space/post/715319758926528512

all of this to say: yeah we're justified in mocking elon here too, bc this is "elon doesnt like the color yellow, so we arent allowed to have safety markings on the factory floor" 2.0, this time with a massive fucking explosion thats fucking up the environment and raining chunks of concrete miles away.

this is maybe the funniest thing to happen, ever. thank you spacex for once again pushing the boundaries of trashy scifi